Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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