He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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