Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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