So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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