Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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