what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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