There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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