I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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