Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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