so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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