we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Houston, we have a squirter
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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