How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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