we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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