thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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