I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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