so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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