Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
