Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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