Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
