I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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