Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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