try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Too much gin, very little bucket
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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