ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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