Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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