I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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