you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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