i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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