How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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