This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize