just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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