so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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