it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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