At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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