My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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