Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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