But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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