her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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