I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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