think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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