walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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