Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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