Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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