But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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