idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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