yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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