You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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