69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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