just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
