Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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