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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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• (805): View more from California

  we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

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  hello competition

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean

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• (650): View more from California

  So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.

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