i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she smelled like a LAN party
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.