so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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