So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
MIDGETS
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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