So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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