She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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