69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
two words...techno handjob
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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